So begins the verbose disclaimer:
This Terms of Use Agreement (this “Agreement”) is entered into by and between Maria Yang (the “Author”) and “you,” the user of this web blog, also known as the “mariayang.org” (the “Site”). Access to, use of and/or browsing of the Site is provided subject to the terms and conditions set forth herein. By accessing, using and/or browsing the Site, you hereby agree to these terms and conditions.
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If any provision of this Agreement is held to be invalid or unenforceable in whole or in part in any jurisdiction, then that provision shall be deemed ineffective in such jurisdiction but shall have no effect on the enforceability of the remaining provisions.
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The Author’s failure to exercise or enforce any right or provision of this Agreement shall not be deemed to be a waiver of such right or provision.
(The above disclaimer is modeled after disclaimers for Kevin, MD, and Giovanna Di Sauro, though that link is now broken and goes nowhere.)