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Personality Disorders (II).

Now that we know how personality disorders are defined, we can discuss specific types of personality disorders.

DSM-4 divides personality disorders into three “clusters”: A, B, and C. These clusters are based on “descriptive similarities”. The authors make an important comment:

It should be noted that this clustering system, although useful in some research and educational situations, has serious limitations and has not been consistently validated.

This means that these “clusters” can be useful in theory, but may be irrelevant, illogical, and a bunch of hooey in application.

Furthermore, DSM comments:

… individuals frequently present with co-occurring Personality Disorders from different clusters.

(The world of cookies would be easier to understand if there were only butter, fruit, and nut cookies, but sometimes you end up with a platter of apricot and pistachio cookies, hamantash cookies, and shortbread and chocolate chip cookies.)

The language used to describe the clusters of personality disorders (and the personality disorders themselves) can be interpreted as criticism. Instead of recognizing the clustering system as a heuristic, people might overlook its “serious limitations” and assume that the clustering system provides definitions.

This can lead to the unfortunate practice of people saying things like, “He’s definitely personality disordered,” or “She’s such a borderline,” when, in fact, no personality disorder is present and people actually mean, “I’m getting so annoyed with that person”.[1. You feel what you feel. Own it. That will make you a more effective clinician. If you don’t acknowledge your own emotions, they will come out in some other way that might affect your behavior in ways you don’t like.]

You can see how this starts upon reading how most medical students learn about the three clusters of personality disorders:

“Here’s a mnemonic for the personality disorders. Remember the three ‘W’s: Weird, Wacky, and Worried. Cluster A is ‘weird’, cluster B is ‘wacky’, and cluster C is ‘worried’. That’ll help you keep the personality disorders straight on your shelf exam.”

So, after that entire preamble, here are the verbatim DSM definitions of the three clusters of personality disorders:

Cluster A includes the Paranoid, Schizoid, and Schizotypal Personality Disorders. Individuals with these disorders often appear odd or eccentric.

That’s where the “weird” comes from.

Cluster B includes the Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic, and Narcissistic Personality Disorders. Individuals with these disorders often appear dramatic, emotional, or erratic.

And that’s where the “wacky” comes from.

Individuals with “cluster B traits” or personality disorders within this cluster most commonly come to clinical attention because their behaviors often cause distress both to themselves and those around them.

Cluster C includes the Avoidant, Dependent, and Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorders. Individuals with these disorders often appear anxious or fearful.

And there’s “worried”.

I’m not a linguist, but it is easy to see here how the use of language can greatly affect the way we think about events, behavior, people, etc. When we distill personality disorders down to single words, we forget the other criteria for personality disorders (the “enduring pattern of inner experience and behavior that deviates markedly from the expectations of the individual’s culture, is pervasive and inflexible, has an onset in adolescence or early adulthood, is stable over time, and leads to distress or impairment”).

That mental shortcut can significantly affect how we treat patients with these conditions. This is why I try to remain vigilant in what words I use to describe patients both to myself and others.

Next: We’ll start going through the specific personality disorders and interesting data associated with them as I review the literature.


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Personality Disorders (I).

I’ve been asked to give a talk about personality disorders.[1. Writing about personality disorders here, I hope, will help me organize my talk and post more frequently.]

It’s akin to being asked to give a talk about cookies. (Do I discuss the distinctions between bar, drop, and sandwich cookies? Do people want to hear about the varieties of butter, fruit, and nut cookies? Should I compare cookies with other confections? What about the term “biscuit”?)

I suspect that part of the reason why I find the breadth of the subject daunting is because I’ve never given a talk on personality disorders. (I also prefer teaching certain topics, such as schizophrenia and suicide risk assessment. My training in dialectical behavior therapy (DBT), though, has helped me craft talks about difficult interactions with clinical settings and borderline personality disorder. DBT has also significantly influenced my clinical practice; I am grateful for the opportunity to learn about this early in my training.)

DSM-4[2. Yes, DSM-5 is now out—I am already behind.] provides the following criteria to define a personality disorder:

A. An enduring pattern of inner experience and behavior that deviates markedly from the expectations of the individual’s culture.

Personality disorders account for culture. This is why, in the United States, it is not considered aberrant when someone goes to church every Sunday because he believes that a crucified man was resurrected from the dead after three days in a tomb.

This pattern is manifested in two (or more) of the following areas:

Someone once commented that these diagnostic criteria are something like “ordering from a Chinese menu”. (No comment.)

(1) cognition (i.e., ways of perceiving and interpreting self, other people, and events)

“Cognition” can be summarized as “thoughts”.

(2) affectivity (i.e., the range, intensity, lability, and appropriateness of emotional response)

“Affectivity” can be summarized as “emotions”.

(3) interpersonal functioning

This refers to relationships (both “deep” and “not so deep”).

(4) impulse control

… or, “What someone does when they feel an urge: can he sit with it? does she feel compelled to react immediately? if she does react, what is the reaction?”

To be clear, just because someone waits a while before demonstrating a reaction to an event does not necessarily mean that his impulse control is “good” (consider someone who reacts by planning and then executing a murder).

B. The enduring pattern is inflexible and pervasive across a broad range of personal and social situations.

This is how one of my teachers impressed this criterion upon me: Most of us have all of the personality disorders, not just one of them. This means that we have a variety of ways (thoughts and behaviors) of coping with stress. This suggests healthy coping.

If, for example, I hear bad news, I might go for a walk, spend time with friends, or eat a sack of cookies.

If my sole coping skill consisted of eating sacks of cookies at home, at work, with friends, and by myself, that could suggest an inflexible and pervasive pattern.

C. The enduring pattern leads to clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.

The act of eating sacks of cookies probably won’t get me into too much trouble. If, however, I only talked about cookies, kept five sacks of cookies underneath my pillow “just in case”, insisted that my employer pay me in sacks of cookies, and refused to go out with my friends unless they took me to a bakery, that would probably lead to “significant impairment” in multiple areas of my life.

D. The pattern is stable and of long duration, and its onset can be traced back at least to adolescence or early adulthood.

This is why we generally avoid a diagnosis of a personality disorder until someone is at least 18 years old, though brain “maturity” may not actually occur until someone is closer to age 25.

Some psychiatrists insist that they can diagnose a personality disorder after meeting someone once. I disagree.

E. The enduring pattern is not better accounted for as a manifestation or consequence of another mental disorder.

If someone’s thoughts and behaviors are most consistent with a diagnosis of schizophrenia, then diagnoses of schizoid, paranoid, and schizotypal personality disorders do not apply.

F. The enduring pattern is not due to the direct physiological effects of a substance (e.g., a drug of abuse, a medication) or a general medical condition (e.g., head trauma).

A psychiatrist’s primary job is to rule out medical causes of a condition that appears psychiatric. (That is often easier said than done.)

If that is the general definition of a personality disorder, what about specific personality disorders? Should I discuss personality disorders discussed in ICD-10? What about the personality disorders described in previous editions of the DSM? (Only four have been present across all four editions of the DSM.) Where is the balance between theory (what the conditions are) and application (the function of the behaviors and how to work with people who have these conditions)?


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Automated Psychiatrist Machine.

Are you tired of waiting fifteen minutes only to spend ten minutes with your psychiatrist? Do you hate rearranging your busy schedule, fighting traffic, and trolling for a parking space just to spend a few minutes with your doctor? Wouldn’t it be easier if you could take care of your mental health according to your schedule, instead of someone else’s?

We are pleased to introduce the Automated Psychiatrist Machine (APM). The APM is an advance in medical technology that dramatically increases the efficiency of patient care and results in high patient satisfaction scores.

We know what a typical appointment with your psychiatrist is like: You check in and sit in an uncomfortable, crowded waiting room with strangers. You then see your psychiatrist, who may (or may not) ask you about your current symptoms. Maybe you just talk about your recent vacation or your plans for the holidays. He might ask you about side effects. Maybe the only question he asks you is how many refills you want. You wish that you didn’t have to see him every three (or six… or nine…) months, but he won’t write prescriptions for you if he doesn’t see you.

“But I’m fine. Do I really need to come in every six months?” you ask. The meds help. You don’t want to talk about stuff. You are a busy person with things to do and multiple lives to live. Who has time for anything else?

This is where the Automated Psychiatrist Machine comes in.

Located outside of various medical centers, APMs allow you to take control of your care. Do you work day shifts or care for children and it’s just not convenient to see your doctor during the day? Go see the APM after work. Did you get sick and now must reschedule your appointment? Go see the APM when you are feeling better. The APM is open and available 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

The APM has a touchscreen that will guide you through questions your current psychiatrist may (or may not) ask:

  • How many hours are you sleeping?
  • Have you noticed any changes in your appetite or weight?
  • Are you experiencing any side effects from medication?

The entire interaction takes less than five minutes. Once you answer the short set of questions, the APM will print out your prescriptions that you can take to a pharmacy at your leisure. Additions and adjustments are made to your medication regimen according to an algorithm.[1. The APM medication algorithm may not be evidence-based or take into consideration your specific symptoms or side effects.]

There is no reason for you to see a real psychiatrist anymore. Make no mistake: your psychiatrist will still be your psychiatrist, but you just don’t need to actually see him.

Psychiatrists, the APM can increase your productivity and efficiency, too! A small videocamera on the APM captures video of the patient so you can document a mental status exam. The more patients you refer to the APM, the more patients you can “see” in one day! According to research, the average interaction with an APM lasts about four minutes. That means you could potentially “see” 120 patients a day![2. Psychiatrists using APM could potentially see 15 patients an hour. An eight hour day thus equals 120 patients. Compare this to the 25 to 30 patients you see a day now.] And if insurance companies are willing to reimburse $120 a patient, you can see how the numbers add up.

And because of advances in technology, psychiatrists can now work from home. You don’t need to get up and go to your office. APM can securely channel video to your home computer so you can both review the questions patients answer at the APM and perform mental status exams. You’ll essentially go through the same interactions that you had with your patients before, except you don’t even need to be in the same room as them. You can still assert that you’re a psychiatrist, even though you never actually directly interact with patients!

The Automated Psychiatrist Machine will improve quality of life for both patients and psychiatrists alike. Ask your psychiatrist about the APM today.


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When I Grow Up…

When I grow up, I want to be a drunk.

I want to wake up feeling restless and uncomfortable. It’ll be neat to drag myself out of bed to open that first bottle of wine. I’ll drink all of it within an hour. Then I’ll go to the liquor store. The guy behind the counter will know that, everyday, I will buy a pint of vodka from him. He will look at me with stony eyes, which will make me feel even more restless and uncomfortable. What he doesn’t know is that I will also get two more bottles of wine and a case of beer from the grocery store before I return home. As an adult, I want my sole coping skill to consist of getting drunk.

When I grow up, I want to get fired from all of my jobs because I am frequently drunk. I can’t wait for my boss to call me into his office because my coworkers smell alcohol on my breath. It’ll be fun to make an a$$ of myself while working because I just can’t stop myself from drinking that bottle of wine in the morning.

When I grow up, I want strangers to see me doubled over a tree planter with vomit on my shirt. I look forward to police officers shouting at me to get the f-ck up and move along. I am eager to see the disdain and disgust of the firemen and paramedics when they realize that the 911 call was, yet again, for me. I can’t wait to hear the doctors and nurses in the emergency rooms say things like, “Oh, not him again. I’m so tired of seeing him. He’s taking up a bed that could be used for someone who is really having an emergency.”

When I grow up, I want to ruin all of my relationships because I am a drunk. I look forward to destroying property and scaring my girlfriends. I can’t wait for my wife to request a restraining order against me because I’ve threatened to kill her one too many times. It’ll be great when my parents and siblings never invite me over to their houses because they think my behavior is out of control. I can’t wait to achieve that level of isolation and notoriety.

When I grow up, I want to spend a lot of time in jail. I look forward to receiving charges of public intoxication, disorderly conduct, assault, and battery. I can’t wait to collect warrants because I was too drunk to show up for my court dates. It’ll be fun to bounce in and out of jail and frequently apologize to of all of my probation officers. It’ll be neat to lose my housing because I couldn’t pay my rent while I was in jail. Homelessness will be a delight!

When I grow up, I want people to judge me because of my alcohol problem. I look forward to people hating me because they believe that I choose to drink alcohol to the point that I can’t function. It’ll be exciting to realize that people believe I am useless and a waste of a human being.

When I grow up, I want to hate myself because I am a drunk. It’ll be fun to feel constant shame and complete lack of control over myself or anything else. I can’t wait to experience unending self-loathing and disappointment. And how thrilled I will feel when I realize that the only thing that makes me feel better in the moment is drinking more alcohol.

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Stoicism.

“I HEAR THEM! THEY ARE CALLING ME A CHEAP PROSTITUTE!”

Her shouting is like a gas: It completely fills the space, regardless of the size of the container. The sound originates deep in her abdomen and bellows from her mouth before reverberating throughout the room.

“THESE DISGUSTING MEN,” she shouts, “KEEP CALLING ME A WHORE! I AM NOT A WHORE!”

Her wrinkled hands flecked with liver spots loosely hold a fashion magazine open. Long strands of her gray hair are falling into her dark eyes.

“I HATE ALL OF THEM! THEY ARE SO DISGUSTING!”

Spittle flies from her chapped lips as she roars. Her eyes are focused on the empty chair directly across from her.

“IF THEY KEEP CALLING ME A DIRTY WHORE, I WILL SLIT THEIR THROATS! ALL OF THEM!”

A receptionist, a doctor, a nurse, and a dietician all stand around her in the waiting room. The shouting woman is waiting for her appointment. The staff are waiting either for her to calm down or for the last cue to escort her out.

Silence fills the room like a gas. The woman’s lips are stretched into an uncomfortable grimace.

Seated directly to her right is an older man. He still has not looked around the sheet of newsprint he is holding. He has not shifted position. The newspaper does not rustle.

Seated to her left is another man who is holding a small cell phone in his right hand. His right thumb periodically pushes a button on the phone and his eyes remain fixed on the small screen.

Two men and one woman are seated across the room. The woman continues to dip her crochet hook into the yarn; the hook has not stopped since the shouting began. One man has his arms crossed; his chin is tucked in and his eyes look closed. The other man rests his elbows on his knees, his fingertips lightly touching, and his eyes stare at the floor. If he has flinched, no one has noticed.

“STOP CALLING ME THAT!”


This story isn’t about her. It’s about the other people in the waiting room.

What happened in their lives that gave them the stoicism to completely ignore her?

They didn’t get up. They didn’t change seats. They didn’t stare with curiosity or fear. They didn’t look at each other with knowing eyes.

None of them had met her before, but they were already familiar with her behavior.

What happened to all of them?

Did their parents only scream at them? Was a shouting parent more comforting than silence, as that meant that at least a parent was present? Did they learn to tune out the shouting when they were incarcerated? Were they beaten as adolescents, such that shouting like this was a benign alternative? Did strangers only shout at them, making this situation nothing out of the ordinary?

How did they learn to cope like this? Who or what trained them to react like this, to react with nothing at all?